Steel White Table

Just for your information: I’m a realist; I enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions; I am analytical, cautious, and distrustful; I am secure, stubborn, and I stick to my ideals; I am a good listener; either I have no sex life or I have an extremely healthy sex life; but mostly [...]

I began wearing glasses in grade 6, though I didn’t wear them all the time (even though I was supposed to) until high school when I was so blind I couldn’t get away with not wearing them anymore.

Do you where wear glasses?

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Sunglasses not included.

This excellent Speed Bump demonstration made me laugh out loud.

(Sound isn’t necessary. I haven’t listened to it.)

I bought a big chocolate bar today.

I thought his expression was funny.

These may not be the worst movies of 2007, but they are the worst movies I saw this past year, if not the most disappointing. I’ve listed them from “best” to worst. (I’m not waiting for the end of the year to post this list because I’m confident I won’t see anything this bad for [...]

Television I can do without. Movie sequels and remakes I can do without. But this is going to far: Writers’ Strike threatening Porn Industry.
“It’s getting terrible,” reported one porn consumer who refused to give his name. “I just saw Horny Nurses 14 and I have to tell you it was just a reshash [...]

The internet doesn’t get much better than this, thanks to the J-Walk Blog:

Tags: bacon

I bought a frozen rooster at the grocery store a couple weeks ago. It was on sale and it was much larger than most of the regular chickens.
It terms or cooking preparation and taste, is there any difference between a regular chicken and a rooster?
And it is true that dogs and cats are colourblind?

I’ve been working 5pm to past midnight all this week and it’s starting to get to me. I was doing alright for the first three nights, but now I’m just messed up. No matter how much sleep I get, I feel fatigued and my days are wasted. I’m awake for 5 or 6 hours and [...]

This happens 3 or 4 times a day at my house. I don’t know how they don’t manage to gouge each other’s eyes out. This is one of their tamer fights. Or maybe they’re play-fighting. I don’t know.

Danny Schmidt has a new album called Little Grey Sheep and I’ll be one of the first in line to get me one. 3 complete songs are available for download.

Danny also has his very own songbook now and I’ll be one of the first in line to get me one of them too.
For those [...]

Tags: danny schmidt, whole wheat radio

I just discovered some web-based applications I wrote that displays random stuff. I wrote these years ago.

Random sandwich ingredients
Random google map location (chances are you’ll end up in the ocean)
Random ip (i.e. website address. Chances are the address won’t work.)
Random image from Steel White Table’s collection
Random colour
Random Lotto 649 numbers
Random utter (i.e. [...]

I finished reading The Island of the Colorblind, by Oliver Sacks, this past weekend. It’s a memoir of his travels through the South Pacific where he observes a variety of life forms and diseases unique to islands. It’s a compelling read at times, always interesting or enlightening, never boring. I didn’t expect to be [...]