Porn Without Plot?!

porn is cheaper than datingTelevision I can do without. Movie sequels and remakes I can do without. But this is going to far: Writers’ Strike threatening Porn Industry.

“It’s getting terrible,” reported one porn consumer who refused to give his name. “I just saw Horny Nurses 14 and I have to tell you it was just a reshash of the plots from Horny Nurses 9 and 11. It’s like they didn’t even have a writer.”

“What do people want? Movies where the actors just walk into a room, strip and just go at it? Where they always start with oral sex, then doggy, and then a money shot? Fans will walk if that’s all they get,” according to PWGA member Dick Member. “And don’t think about doing the lonely housewife and the pool-boy again. I own that.”

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2 Responses to Porn Without Plot?!

  1. Rebecca says:

    It sounds like a story from The Onion.

  2. rekounas says:

    If you haven’t seen it, check out The Ozpornes. Great movie! Only por.. adult film that I have watched all the way to the end :)

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