Not Quite Awake 12

After making my coffee this morning, I put the cream in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge.

Have you done anything silly in the morning, before you’re fully awake?

12 thoughts on “Not Quite Awake

  1. Reply Phillip Jan 20,2008 9:05 am

    I wrote a blog entry about snow shoeing once.

  2. Reply Bryan Jan 20,2008 10:37 am

    Shit – I do things like that when I’m fully awake.

  3. Reply Rebecca Jan 20,2008 1:50 pm

    This morning I slathered body lotion on my face right after I’d put my regular moisturizer on. Not that I wasn’t awake, just thinking about what I need to do at work this week.

  4. Reply Phillip Jan 20,2008 3:34 pm

    I sometimes wash myself twice in the shower because I forgot that I already washed myself.

  5. Reply Jim Kloss Jan 20,2008 6:05 pm

    I have built a fire in the woodstove, lit it and walked away without shutting the woodstove door.

  6. Reply Phillip Jan 20,2008 6:56 pm

    Jim wins!

    (Jim always wins.)

  7. Reply Steve Jan 21,2008 8:51 am

    Ever put Prep H on your toothbrush and shove toothpaste up your ass?

    Me neither.

  8. Reply Phillip Jan 21,2008 9:01 am

    > Me neither.

    Yeah. Right. Sure.

  9. Reply Steve Jan 21,2008 10:25 am

    Makes your gums recede and your farts smell minty.

  10. Reply tommyboy Jan 21,2008 10:57 am

    yah that washing in the shower the same part over and over….yeah phillip says its cause he forgot what he washed…I think the proper term is masturbation…

    as a kid I woke up one morning and went to pee…but instead of the toliet i went to the gabage can in the kitchen…you know those ones with the foot pedal and the lid pops up….it was white…lid opened…I peed…..yeah…that did not go over well…I think thats why I remember it….at least i did not defecate….geeeeshh…your going to edit this aren’t you….

    I am really keen on those minty farts…..not the proceedure..but the fresh minty aroma…..

  11. Reply Phillip Jan 21,2008 12:05 pm

    I never have to worry about editing your comments, Tom. They’re usually so illegible, it doesn’t make any difference. (That’s assuming anyone else reads them in the first place.)

  12. Reply tommyboy Jan 21,2008 12:17 pm


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