After making my coffee this morning, I put the cream in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge.
Have you done anything silly in the morning, before you’re fully awake?
I wrote a blog entry about snow shoeing once.
Shit – I do things like that when I’m fully awake.
This morning I slathered body lotion on my face right after I’d put my regular moisturizer on. Not that I wasn’t awake, just thinking about what I need to do at work this week.
I sometimes wash myself twice in the shower because I forgot that I already washed myself.
I have built a fire in the woodstove, lit it and walked away without shutting the woodstove door.
(Jim always wins.)
Ever put Prep H on your toothbrush and shove toothpaste up your ass?
> Me neither.
Yeah. Right. Sure.
Makes your gums recede and your farts smell minty.
yah that washing in the shower the same part over and over….yeah phillip says its cause he forgot what he washed…I think the proper term is masturbation…
as a kid I woke up one morning and went to pee…but instead of the toliet i went to the gabage can in the kitchen…you know those ones with the foot pedal and the lid pops up….it was white…lid opened…I peed…..yeah…that did not go over well…I think thats why I remember it….at least i did not defecate….geeeeshh…your going to edit this aren’t you….
I am really keen on those minty farts…..not the proceedure..but the fresh minty aroma…..
I never have to worry about editing your comments, Tom. They’re usually so illegible, it doesn’t make any difference. (That’s assuming anyone else reads them in the first place.)
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