Mar
31
2008
Deep Water — I’m slowly losing my taste for films about people who do adventurous but stupid things (e.g., Grizzly Man, Into The Wild). Deep Water is a documentary about a guy who enters a competition to sail across the world non-stop by himself, and fails. It’s mostly a sad story and not nearly [...]
Tags: best comedy film, carice van houten, death, faulty towers, funeral, movie reviews, paul verhoeven, woody allen film
Mar
31
2008
I’m taking our 14 year old cat (the black and white one) to the veterinarian in about an hour to be euthanized. She never was a friendly cat, but she’s become worse the past year: swiping at our other cat and anyone who gets to close to her; not using the litter box regularly; isolating [...]
Tags: cats, pets
Mar
27
2008
The phone rang around 7am. I was just waking up. It’s one of my wife’s friends: her basement is flooding from a water leak near her clothes washer and she doesn’t know what to do.
“There should be two pipes leading to the washer,” I say. “One for hot water, one for cold. [...]
Tags: plumbing
Mar
25
2008
I’m thinking about getting a hair cut. Might even shave, too.
(Looks like the poll below doesn’t work with Internet Explorer, which you shouldn’t be using anyway. Get Firefox.)
Mar
23
2008
I normally don’t give a fuck about my birthday; I’m not one to care about celebrating it or receiving gifts; however, this year’s birthday is beginning to turn into an event: emails from relatives I normally never hear from, a party with balloons and streamers (for the kids more than anyone), lots of gifts…
Turning 40 [...]
Mar
23
2008
I was surprised to discover this worked for me:
Concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the image for about 30 seconds.
Turn away and look at a smooth, blank surface, like a wall.
Wait a few seconds and spots of light and shadowy shapes should appear.
A familiar image should appear.
Don’t click the following until [...]
Mar
22
2008
A friend’s dad used to make dentures or something. He collected teeth. Lots of teeth.
They’re probably worth something on e-bay.
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Tags: gruesome, teeth