- You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
- All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
- The first truth is a lie.
- You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
- You soon will forward this to another idiot.
- There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I’d change #5 slightly:
You soon will forward this to another idiot or blog about it.
(via Bits & Pieces)
Are you still an idiot if you thought about trying to touch all of your teeth without actually doing it? I definitely did #4 though. :)
oh no another person from owen sound has stumbled onto steel white table…guess I will have to learn to spell and act more mature as denotes my leadership capacities in the community….yeah right….hi emma…yes tommyboy aka marketboy, aka councillorboy
If people I knew started reading this blog, I’d probably run and hide. I don’t know anyone — that is, any person I see in the flesh on a regular basis — who reads this blog. I like it that way.
*waves atta tommyboy* You’re here too? Wait a second. Of course you’re here too. I remember why this all looks familiar: http://steelwhitetable.org/blog/2006/10/20/think-before-you-steal/ that’s my mum’s front lawn! Should we all go back to counting teeth now? :)