The 6 Truths Of Life

  1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
  2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
  3. The first truth is a lie.
  4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
  5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
  6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

I’d change #5 slightly:

You soon will forward this to another idiot or blog about it.

(via Bits & Pieces)

4 Replies to “The 6 Truths Of Life”

  1. oh no another person from owen sound has stumbled onto steel white table…guess I will have to learn to spell and act more mature as denotes my leadership capacities in the community….yeah right….hi emma…yes tommyboy aka marketboy, aka councillorboy

  2. If people I knew started reading this blog, I’d probably run and hide. I don’t know anyone — that is, any person I see in the flesh on a regular basis — who reads this blog. I like it that way.

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