Comments on: Are You Qualified? http://steelwhitetable.org/2008/05/06/are-you-qualified/ I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:45:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: jody http://steelwhitetable.org/2008/05/06/are-you-qualified/#comment-216274 jody Wed, 07 May 2008 11:37:07 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/?p=2894#comment-216274 Nope, never posted that monkey joke. Here's a <a href="http://steelwhitetable.org/?s=monkey" rel="nofollow">search for 'monkey'</a> on the site. Nope, never posted that monkey joke. Here’s a search for ‘monkey’ on the site.

]]> By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2008/05/06/are-you-qualified/#comment-216273 tommyboy Wed, 07 May 2008 11:34:05 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/?p=2894#comment-216273 okay phillip you had to have laughed at that one...I heard this one recently did you post this before Jody.. okay phillip you had to have laughed at that one…I heard this one recently did you post this before Jody..

]]> By: John Wilson http://steelwhitetable.org/2008/05/06/are-you-qualified/#comment-216263 John Wilson Wed, 07 May 2008 03:14:28 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/?p=2894#comment-216263 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey is running all around the place. He grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the pool balls and to everyone's amazement, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?' 'No, what?' 'He just ate a pool ball....... whole!' 'Well, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy, 'he eats everything in sight. I'm sorry about that, but I'll pay for the ball and stuff.' The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. A few weeks later the guy and his monkey are back. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is sipping on his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey just did?' 'No, what?' 'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it. Then he stuck a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!' said the bartender. 'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy. 'He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he shit that cue ball, he measures everything first. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey is running all around the place. He grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the pool balls and to everyone’s amazement, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, ‘Did you see what your monkey just did?’

‘No, what?’

‘He just ate a pool ball……. whole!’

‘Well, that doesn’t surprise me,’ replied the guy, ‘he eats everything in sight. I’m sorry about that, but I’ll pay for the ball and stuff.’ The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

A few weeks later the guy and his monkey are back. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is sipping on his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. ‘Did you see what your monkey just did?’

‘No, what?’

‘Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it. Then he stuck a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!’ said the bartender.

‘Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,’ replied the guy. ‘He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he shit that cue ball, he measures everything first.

]]> By: Phillip http://steelwhitetable.org/2008/05/06/are-you-qualified/#comment-216255 Phillip Tue, 06 May 2008 21:14:58 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/?p=2894#comment-216255 Didn't make me laugh. Now, Jody, when are you going to make your chess move? Didn’t make me laugh.

Now, Jody, when are you going to make your chess move?

]]> By: tommyboy http://steelwhitetable.org/2008/05/06/are-you-qualified/#comment-216254 tommyboy Tue, 06 May 2008 20:58:20 +0000 http://steelwhitetable.org/?p=2894#comment-216254 Henry and Anja are going to Calgary in July, by themselves.....perhaps I should coach them in this interaction and see what happens... ...I laughed at that one...not all of them but that one elicited a chortle.... Henry and Anja are going to Calgary in July, by themselves…..perhaps I should coach them in this interaction and see what happens…

…I laughed at that one…not all of them but that one elicited a chortle….

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