“The dog did it.”

jody and iainMy son ran into our bedroom and slammed the door after some incident today. My wife immediately followed him in and discovered a puddle of piss on the carpet.

Dawn: Iain, did you pee on the floor?
Iain: No. The dog did it.

The dog was outside.

Maybe my son is getting up in the middle of the night and shitting over the living room carpet, too.

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Family man, living in New Brunswick, Canada.
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2 Responses to “The dog did it.”

  1. Steve says:

    Rub his nose in it and smack him on the ass with a rolled up newspaper. He’ll stop. (Worked on my son.)

  2. tommyboy says:

    ha ha ha ha…therapy therapy therapy….mayby you should crate train the dog and the boy…do they build crates for dogs that size or do you just install a prison cell in the house….

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