“The dog did it.”

jody and iainMy son ran into our bedroom and slammed the door after some incident today. My wife immediately followed him in and discovered a puddle of piss on the carpet.

Dawn: Iain, did you pee on the floor?
Iain: No. The dog did it.

The dog was outside.

Maybe my son is getting up in the middle of the night and shitting over the living room carpet, too.

2 thoughts on ““The dog did it.”

  1. ha ha ha ha…therapy therapy therapy….mayby you should crate train the dog and the boy…do they build crates for dogs that size or do you just install a prison cell in the house….

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