Apr 12 2004
A Question with a Quick Answer #1
Once a week, once a day, or once a month — I dunno — I may post a question which should be answered quickly.
The first question is:
When did you last laugh?
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
This morning. I didn’t ask What Made You Laugh, so I ain’t tellin.
About two minutes ago when I read Pender’s comment to your last entry.
I don’t remember the last time I laughed; I’ve been at work all day. My boss is so damn polite I could puke. I want to kill myself every time I chuckle along with her well-mannered humour. I never laugh around polite people because polite never really laugh. If you understand polite people, then you understand evil. I’m serious.
By the way, Jody, that’s the kind of question mom (our mom) would ask.
About 30 seconds ago when I read your reply to me telling you to have jim’s babies.
Here’s the punchline to a joke:
LOG OUT.
Anyone know the joke?
Ah, shit, I screwed it up.
this morning when the woman was asking if i liked my eggs cause they were cooked in goddamn OLIVE OIL! that shit is gross, eggs can ONLY be cooked in butter. i couldn’t eat them. :(
Pshaw! Us dainty fancy types also like our eggs cooked in the goodness of bacon grease.
About an hour ago, a friend prank-called me at work, pretending to be a credit salesman.