May 05 2004

A REAL Pleasant Way To Wake Up

Jody posted this at 5:36 pm under humor

From Morningwood Enterprises:

Tired of waking up to the annoying buzzer of an alarm clock?

Don’t start your day with a premature evacuation…wake to the pleasing sounds of feminine desire!

Morningwood Enterprises is pleased to introduce the amazing Ah! Wake™ Alarm Clock…the way man was meant to wake up! Begin each day with the exciting sounds of a beautiful woman’s pleasure.

Be sure to check out the alarm sound samples.


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2 Responses to “A REAL Pleasant Way To Wake Up”. Leave a Reply.

  1. # Penderon 06 May 2004 at 10:06 am

    That was hilarious, though I didn’t actually like her voice, I’d be screaming at her to “shut the fuck up!” all the time. Like a bad boy.

  2. # Ryanon 07 May 2004 at 8:01 am

    I pictured some enormous, fat lady recording those sound bytes - it ruined the entire experience for me.

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