May 16 2005

Believe What You Want

Jody posted this at 9:30 pm under humor, religion

Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology:

“Unlike Scientology, which is based on empirically verifiable scientific tenets, Fictionology’s central principles are essentially fairy tales with no connection to reality,” the AIR [American Institute of Religions] report read.

Believers in Santa Claus, his elves, or the Tooth Fairy are permitted—even encouraged—to view them as deities. Even corporate mascots like the Kool-Aid Man are valid objects of Fictionological worship.

“Sure, it’s total bullshit,” Jurgenson added. “But that’s Fictionology. Praise Batman!”

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