For Star Trek Nerds

If Jody can make a software engineer joke, then I can make a Star Trek joke:

Khan's To Do List

(Via Jenny)

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Forget About It

I forgot it was Valentine’s Day. Did you?

valentines day

I’m for getting rid of all “days.” Christmas Day is the big one. Good luck trying to kill that day. But Valentine’s Day? Does anyone take it seriously, or are people still getting in trouble for not buying their significant other flowers and a heart-shaped box of chocolates?

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Software I Use A Lot in 2011

My original list of Software I Use A Lot was posted in Feb 2005 – 6 years ago. Here’s what I used then and what I use now:

Free Software:

Commericial Software:

  • 2005: Ultraedit (text/hex editor). 2011: Replaced with freeware mentioned above – Notepad++.
  • 2005: Microsoft Word (only at work). 2011: Same but version 14 (2010) now.
  • 2005: Microsoft Excel. 2011: Same but version 14 (2010) now.
  • 2005: Microsoft Money. 2011: Mint.
  • 2005: Winzip (ZIP utility). 2011: Replaced with freeware – 7-Zip.
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A Software Engineer Goes Grocery Shopping…

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had eggs.”

(via Reddit)

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