Jul 30 2004
InvadeCanada.US:
Why invade Canada?
Canada Has Stuff!
First off, let’s make Alaska actually connected to the U.S. again! Those Alaskan folks are always getting screwed by not being part of the “continental 48 states”. Let’s give them a nice little bridge downstairs. A little bit of farmland never hurt anything either, but forget the permafrost part. Canada is [...]
Jul 18 2004
From Colin Mochrie as performed on CBC’s This Hour Has 22 Minutes, An Apology To Americans.
An excerpt:
I’m sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn’t nice of us to point it out. If it’s any consolation, the fact that he’s a moron shouldn’t reflect poorly on the people of [...]
May 12 2004
Canadian Association for the Peaceful Takeover of the USA:
At first look, this idea may seem illogical, unworkable, and a complete waste of time. However, on closer examination and with an open mind, it will be obvious to all citizens that this is not only the best choice for North Americans, but realistically, the only [...]
