Mar 21 2004
Today’s quote - a joke about, uh, Cheerios
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, “Okay, you say ‘ass’ and I’ll say ‘hell’”.
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they’d like for breakfast.
“Aw, hell,” says the eight-year-old, “gimme some Cheerios.” His [...]

