- You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
- All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
- The first truth is a lie.
- You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
- You soon will forward this to another idiot.
- There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I’d change #5 slightly:
You soon will forward this to another idiot or blog about it.
(via Bits & Pieces)