The 6 Truths Of Life

  1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
  2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
  3. The first truth is a lie.
  4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
  5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
  6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

I’d change #5 slightly:

You soon will forward this to another idiot or blog about it.

(via Bits & Pieces)