Canada Arrests George W. Bush

george bush under arrestIt appears the inevitable has happened: Canadians Authorities Arrest U.S. President Bush On War Charges:

Canadian authorities have arrested US president George W. Bush in Ottawa. He has been charged with several offences under Canada’s War Crimes Act. Vice-President Dick Cheney has mobilized the American military and all border crossings between the two nations have closed. Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has urged for calm in a short radio and television broadcast to the Canadian people immediately after the arrest.
A Britney Spears concert which had been scheduled to occur this evening in Ottawa has been postponed. A spokesman for the entertainer said that Ms. Spears was concerned for the President’s wife and two daughters. The spokesman also said that Ms. Spears would be praying for the president.

Man, did we “polite” Canadians fool them!