Jan 03 2007
A moron calls 911 and says in his moron accent, “My wife just collapsed!”
The dispatcher says, “Calm down. Where are you located?”
The man says, “I’m on the corner of Eucalyptus and Pine.”
The dispatcher asks, “How do you spell Eucalyptus?”
There’s a long pause and then the moron says, “I could drag her to Oak.”
(via The Dilbert [...]
Aug 20 2005
It’s 3:30 AM. This dentist, overburdened during his regular office hours, is working on into the wee hours readying some molds. Suddenly, there is a whanging and banging and clanging and screaming at his door. Bang bang bam bang! And a man’s voice: “Doc, ya gotta help me! Doc, please open up, open the door, [...]
Aug 09 2004
Question: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answers:
One to change the light bulb and to post the fact that the light bulb has been changed
43 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs”
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
Lots [...]
Mar 21 2004
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, “Okay, you say ‘ass’ and I’ll say ‘hell’”.
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they’d like for breakfast.
“Aw, hell,” says the eight-year-old, “gimme some Cheerios.” His [...]
