Archive for the tag 'lotto'

Apr 24 2008

I gotta feeling…

Published by Phillip under stupid

…this ticket is a winner.

The draw is tomorrow. Someone email me if my numbers match and I forget to check them right away. Thanks.

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Dec 24 2007

I Didn’t Win The Lotto, But I DID Win…

Published by Jody under what i did today

I received a call while in Ottawa from the company I order my home oil from:
Mr. Cairns? This is Blue Wave. You won a $2000 Entertainment Center.
After I tell them to Fuck Off, asking if they’re serious, they laugh (I like people who don’t take swearing seriously) and say they are serious. It’s [...]

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Oct 25 2006

How To Win The Lotto

Published by Jody under consumer

Lottery retailers in Ontario are winning the lotto a tad too much to be a coincidence, according to CBC in Lottery retailers enjoying luck of the draw:
…in the past seven years Ontario clerks and retailers have claimed lottery victories nearly 200 times, a statistical anomaly according to one expert.
“So we can say the chance, to [...]

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