Porn Without Plot?!

porn is cheaper than datingTelevision I can do without. Movie sequels and remakes I can do without. But this is going to far: Writers’ Strike threatening Porn Industry.

“It’s getting terrible,” reported one porn consumer who refused to give his name. “I just saw Horny Nurses 14 and I have to tell you it was just a reshash of the plots from Horny Nurses 9 and 11. It’s like they didn’t even have a writer.”
“What do people want? Movies where the actors just walk into a room, strip and just go at it? Where they always start with oral sex, then doggy, and then a money shot? Fans will walk if that’s all they get,” according to PWGA member Dick Member. “And don’t think about doing the lonely housewife and the pool-boy again. I own that.”

How To Find Porn On The Internet

As of today, MSN Search returns Steel White Table as the 9th hit for porn movies.

Steel White Table on MSN as porn

It’s a coincidence I posted this post’s title in Blog Entry Titles That Shouldn’t Be Published. Honest!

This reminds me of Sedition.com’s recent post, Young nude girls:

No underage nudes, only information about your general hunger for them. So if you’re here to find skin, you’ll only find your own, flapping on the fence post. Pow, whatcha gonna do now?
Many browsers keep a history of where you go, what you search for, and even what you type. And other persons’ webservers, like mine, record the same information by your IP which is usually traceable back to you.
As usual, America retains its clear dominance in a field that is pathetic, perverted, and sad.

Incidently, that’s how I discovered MSN’s indexing of SWT: I have a record of how people are referred to my site.

Roger Ebert Rates Porn

The X-rated Roger Ebert:

Roger Ebert used to review porn movies. No, this was not a third-string assignment, nor was he moonlighting for Hustler or Oui. He saw them in his capacity as esteemed first-string film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times.

The article includes snippets of some of Ebert’s reviews, including Vixen (“…is not only a good skin-flick, but a merciless put-on of the whole genre”), The Devil in Miss Jones (“This is the first porno movie I’ve seen that actually seems to be about its leading character – instead of merely using her as the object of sexual variations”), and Emmanuelle (“…may be the first movie influenced by magazine centerfolds”).