Prince William and Princess Kate To Visit Canada

prince william princess kate not nakedOh my god I’m so excited! Prince William, Kate to visit Canada in June, July:

Prince William and Kate Middleton will spend Canada Day the way the prince’s grandmother, the Queen, did last year, in Ottawa.

You Americans need some royalty bullshit to enlighten your lives. Oh wait, you do: Lady Gaga. Or is it Charlie Sheen today?

I wrote “Princess Kate” there in the title. I don’t think she’s a Princess until they have sex.

Update: They done got married, but the highlight of the weddings was the cool hats.