Stupidity Is Finally Awarded

Vote in the The 2nd Annual World Stupidity Awards. Among the nominies for the Stupidest Country of the Year:

Canada (Host Country for the Stupidity Awards is automatically nominated)

The nominies for the Stupidest Statement of the Year:

  • “Nick, why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?” – Jessica Simpson
  • “YYEEEAARRGHHHHH!!” – Howard Dean
  • “I do” – Britney Spears
  • “It was a wardrobe malfunction.” – Justin Timberlake
  • “Major combat operations have ended in Iraq.” – President Bush

The Five Laws of Stupidity

Stupid peopleThe Basic Laws of Human Stupidity states:

  1. Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
  2. The probability that a certain person be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.
  3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.
  4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places and under any circumstances to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake.
  5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.