Behind Closed Curtains

Top court reserves judgment in masturbation case (linked removed cause it no longer works):

The Supreme Court of Canada has reserved judgment in the case of a B.C. man caught masturbating in his own apartment living room.

A neighbour viewed Clark masturbating from her own apartment and called police. An officer who was also able to see Clark shone his light to attract Clark’s attention. Clark then jumped back from the window.

We’d all be in jail if we were as dumb as that. Oh, don’t tell me otherwise!