I Wouldn’t Eat That

The Sneeze presents Steve, Don’t Eat It!, where he samples “food” most adult humans wouldn’t eat. An excerpt from his latest installment:

Until now, the foods I’ve sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable “Steve Don’t Eat It” candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I’m not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I’m talking about breast milk.

A Clearly Labeled Towel

Butt-Face TowelThe Butt-Face Towel:

The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom. It’s a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends.

Simple, no? Each end of the Butt-Face Towel knows its place. The portion you use on your butt and, er, nether regions need never make the revolting journey up to your face again.

$14.99 U.S.