Stick-men Gotta Make A Living, Too

ZapThe Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning-Man and Family:

I have the worst freaking job in the world.
You know those warning signs you always see with the stick man falling down or being crushed or otherwise incurring bodily harm? That’s me. I posed for those pictures.
Boy, do I remember the day we shot this one.
Normally, I get to work alone, but every once in a while they bring in somebody else I gotta deal with.

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