Once again, Mummification is available. A very thorough, detailed, yet gentle process that allows one to be memorialized for eternity, Mummification is the only form of Permanent Preservation. The rites of Mummification allow you to leave this life in as beautiful a manner as possible.
Current costs for Mummifications services is $67,000 within the continental United States.
They do it for animals, too.
Why, why, why?! Just ground me up and use me for fertilizer.