How could you be certain that a website that claimed to haveactually did? How would you know that no one had yet been declared The Official Guy Named Chuck of the Internet?
[…] it is my humble duty to step up and become, The Official Officiate of the Internet.
Some may say that I’m simply taking advantage of a stupid idea that they are kicking themselves for not coming up with first. To which I say that I am simply doing a thankless task but welcome their support.