Urban Golf‘s Golden Rules:
- SHOW RESPECT: Respect your neighbors’ privacy and property. Pick your course away from populated areas. If the police ask you to leave a certain area, do so. Avoid altercations and do not give Urban Golf a bad reputation.
- EVERYBODY SUCKS: The worse you play, the more fun you have. And that’s what this game is about. Having fun, not winning. Leave your competitiveness on the PGA tour.
- DON’T BE A CONTROL FREAK: There is no one person in charge. You are not the leader of the group. Get over yourself. All decisions and adjustments to the game should be agreed upon by the golfers present.
Sounds like Calvinball.