Golden-haired, blue-eyed Jesus seeks loving young woman (22-30), preferably of recent Norse-Germanic heritage, who wishes to live in the spirit of the eternal.
His FAQ section is amusing:
12. Are you the Antichrist?
I certainly hope not! There are many others who are much more worthy of the title.
And he doesn’t shy away from his adversaries:
I generally ignore dead end email that offers no communication of new ideas, but sometimes I respond to the gems of hopelessness knowing that I increase the level of comedy in the whole of the cosmos.