Jesus Wants You, Ladies

JesusJesus seeks loving woman:

Golden-haired, blue-eyed Jesus seeks loving young woman (22-30), preferably of recent Norse-Germanic heritage, who wishes to live in the spirit of the eternal.

His FAQ section is amusing:

12. Are you the Antichrist?
I certainly hope not! There are many others who are much more worthy of the title.

And he doesn’t shy away from his adversaries:

I generally ignore dead end email that offers no communication of new ideas, but sometimes I respond to the gems of hopelessness knowing that I increase the level of comedy in the whole of the cosmos.

3 Replies to “Jesus Wants You, Ladies”

  1. My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead.

    At: [removed – jc]

    eschatology,End Times,second coming,rapture,secret rapture,Second Resurrection,Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead,
    End of days,Day of the Lord,Endtime,Judgment Day

  2. There’s an obvious spammer; his list of words at the bottom are what search engines pick up on, so SWT will be associated with “Great White Throne Judgment”, and searchers will find his URL.

    So… should I delete that comment, or remove the URL? It’s so retarded it’s funny. What the hell does “Great White” mean? The shark?

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