The Japanese Pizza Catastrophe!?:
SQUID INK PIZZA: Oh, this is the grossest!! In these pizzas, the tomato sauce is replaced with a pitch black squid ink sauce. Squid ink looks terrible – kinda reminds you of tar on a Texas roof in summer, and it tastes about the same. Eat a slice and look in the mirror – it turns your mouth black! Don’t those shrimp look like they’re still moving around?? I can’t look at this any more!