Unwanted Testicle Hair?

Strip and rip!

Having the hair removed from your balls with hot wax is an increasingly popular male fashion trend. But it’s not for the faint of heart…

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! why, Why, WHY!? I like ALL my hair just the way it is. This is idiotic.

(Warning: graphic photos and tortuous descriptions.)

I Can’t Draw

 Edgardo HornI recently noticed that Yellowpad linked to my site. He posts a drawing on his site occasionally. Nothing fancy – just a drawing he did by hand, or an image he created using Photoshop and other tools (which he states underneath each image). There are not many posted as he only started the site a couple of weeks ago. Some nice images, and he names them well.

I drew my sneaker once. It was brilliant. Really. I should frame it, if I can find it.

Childhood Confessions

Time to face my past, goddamn it:

  • I once owned a Shaun Cassidy record. (Da Do Run Run Run, Da Do Run Run. May that jingle haunt you for days.)
  • I used to dance to disco, even winning awards for my grovin’ moves.
  • The first record I remember buying was a 45 single: Lipps Inc’s Funky Town. I was 10 or 11 fer Christ’s sake! Soon after I bought Pink Floyd’s The Wall, so I wasn’t a total loser.
  • I broke my brother’s toy elastic airplane, which he’s never forgiven me for.

That’s it for now.

What childhood horrors are you now embarrassed about?