A Star Wars Parody

Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope [Revenge of the Sith parody]: This project took about three months to complete. I’ll have to say that it was one of the hardest to bring to life. I originally planned on this being a simple project to cut my teeth on greenscreen with, but I soon realized that it was going to be a challenge. I’m ultimately very pleased with the finished

Websites From Guys Named Keith

A review of websites from guys named Keith (in no particular order): Welcome to Keith’s Homepage: I think this Keith may have been drunk when he created his site. He writes: “Thankyou for stopping by to take a look at my website. Enjoy the Visist!!!!”, and one of his hobbies is “Getting my eats on”. I’m not googling that; I don’t WANT to know what it means. Welcome to Keith’s

Breast Milk: Soon Sold At A Corner Store Near You

The man who swears by breast milk: A 59-year-old American has been drinking breast milk for the past four years in a bid to fight cancer. He found a milk donor through an ex-colleague. “His wife was nursing an eight month old, and she herself was a cancer survivor. She agreed to pump her breast milk for me.” He now drinks about two bottles per week and hopes to cut

Name Your Disease

Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry offers… a full diagnosis and registration service, by which your current (or imminent) ailment can be archived in your name, in perpetuity. For example: Steel white tableitis: Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: vague appetite changes, being able to fire webs from wrists, extreme tiredness Cure: none

Today’s Life Lesson: Remember To Close The Drapes

Court OKs masturbation at home: The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that masturbating at home is not an offence, even if the activity can be seen by peeking neighbours… “A person has the freedom in his or her own living room to do whatever they choose to do and is not caught by the criminal law if they have no intent to offend or insult someone who may not