It’s Cold Enough To… Posted on Jan 19, 2005 by Jody — 3 Comments ↓ On May 15, 2004, it was 28 degrees Centigrade. Today it’s almost -40 with the wind chill, which is the same in Fahrenheit. It’s cold enough to… freeze the pee in your urethra freeze your balls off make even a Subaru groan in the morning, and the furnace is spinning the gas meter like a July Fourth pinwheel. shrivel up anything. freeze solid any exposed body parts in 30 seconds. freeze the Nuts off a Bulldozer. freeze the balls off a brass monkey freeze not only my runny nose, but also my blood.