Welcome to the NRA Kooky Kidz Korner boys and girls! Hope you’re packin’ heat and lookin’ for fun – cuz we’re all about playing with high-caliber guns! Old Mr. Boring never shows his head ’round here, and if’n he does, we’ll slay him like a deer!
Kids: be sure to try the The Sidearm Pick-o-Matic!:
It’s a question as old as gunpowder itself. Sadly, there’s no simple formula for choosing just one handgun, and that’s because just one handgun is never enough!
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(I despise guns; I posted this hesitantly. But the site is SO silly I’m hoping its satirical point is obvious to the most dim-witted.)