Holy Bibble, a cartoon version of The Bible. From :
2. You are incorrect about blah blah blah in the bible.
No, see, you’re incorrect. We are God’s prophets, sent down from heaven to retranslate the bible into something that actually makes some semblance of sense. Therefore, we can say whatever we want because we’ve already been assured by the Archangel Gabriel that it’s all the direct Word of God.
Maybe offensive to those who take The Bible seriously.