Christopher Moore Is In England

Christopher Moore, the author of the excellent Lamb, is in England and has made some interesting observations, including:

  • The waiter will never bring the check unless you ask for it. It would be like asking you to leave. They will bring you a cot and a wubby so you can sleep well, but they won’t bring the bill.
  • English food is not as bad as they say, especially Thai.
  • Scottish people can understand you, but you cannot understand them. The only thing you know how to say in their language is, “She kinna take warp nine for long, Cap’n.”

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