A Collection Of Letters includes letters written to corporations about sometimes serious but often silly matters; however, because they’re well-written and professional looking, the corporations tend to take them seriously. For example:
…I figure that if you were to include small sealed packets of punctuation marks in your boxes of cereal more adults would find Alpha-Bits more fun and useful and you would sell more cereal. Period.
While I have your attention, I want to make one further observation/suggestion. I asked my friend Geoff to count all the letters in a box of Alpha-Bits cereal, and although he got tired of it and threw it away before he finished the entire box, he did count quite a bit of it. In all the hundreds of letters he tallied, he encountered not one single letter E.