The 24 bottle case of beer I bought today cost $38.90. I used a hundred dollar bill; sixty-odd change after taxes. I can’t find the change. It may have fallen out of my pocket in the parking lot. This better be good beer.
What color should she get? I’d like to see a blue one. (via Neatorama)
Two Southern ladies, Maribelle and AnneMarie, were sitting on the porch drinking mint juleps. They have the following conversation, best imagined with an upscale Southern drawl: Maribelle: AnneMarie, do you see this huge diamond ring? AnneMarie: Yes. Maribelle: My husband bought this for me. AnneMarie: Isn’t that special. Maribelle: Do you see that Jaguar in the parking lot? AnneMarie: Yes. Maribelle: My husband bought that for me. AnneMarie: Isn’t that
The girl who lives in the apartment next door to us (I’ll call her Beth) has been leaving her cat alone in the apartment for days and days — or at least that’s what I’ve suspected for the past couple months. I just got an email from a friend confirming my suspicions. Beth told my friend that she only goes to the apartment once a week to pick up her
“Tom” is short for tomato. God, this is going to be a great video series. The following video is a sequel to (or a repeat of) this video. And Tom (which is short for Tommyboy), watch how I prune the tomato plant in this video. Then go out and prune all your tomato plants exactly the same way. Otherwise, you’re likely to have a lot of stupid-looking tomato plants with