The first step is the shaving, which I gotta say I did not find sexy at all. I know there are whole specialty periodicals on this very subject. But for me, shaving my nards was . . . Larry King in a swimsuit, it was about that sexy.
In all, it’s about 15 minutes of excruciating inconvenience. And for two weeks I walked like C-3PO.
What If the Beatles Were Irish? is another popular tune.