Wafergate – Case Closed

This just in: Video of Stephen Harper eating the wafer (skip to the 5:30 mark in the video):

We asked Tommyboy, who is an honourable member of a city council in Ontario (no joke, he’s a real politician), his thoughts on the whole Wafergate affair. He wrote:

Response as a normal politician:

I believe that in these circumstances the choices were ambiguous and challenging. Despite the inherent difficulties, the leadership displayed integrity and respect to all. In these trying times, all must come together, be decisive and persevere.

Response as the politician I am:

Stupid frigger should not have gone up to take “The Body of Jesus.” My first thought was, “You can’t have any puddin’ if ya don’t eat your meat!”

Response as the devout Catholic that I am or was, or am recovering from:

Ya should have choked on it and faked a seizure. See if God helps ya then. Oh yeah, he woulda known yous was fakin’. Clever deity.

So there you have it, the final word on the Wafergate affair.

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Phillip Cairns is a beekeeper in St. John's, Newfoundland, who writes about beekeeping at mudsongs.org.

3 Replies to “Wafergate – Case Closed”

  1. its a small city and as I have stated before…democracy is flawed….I am living proof…sorry about the cursing jody I should have used stupid frigger….

  2. As an artist I want to go on record that I have always felt the vomit was too pink in this sketch. A more yellow-y color might have served them better. Or “Exorsist” green. The pink just blends in with the tablecloths and napkins and general coloring all around. I want more punch with the puke.

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