Heavy Metal For Kids

The Thunderlords:

What would happen if the Wiggles met White Zombie backstage at an Iron Maiden concert and decided to form a band? I’m not really sure, but I’d bet they would sound a lot like The Thunderlords. The Thunderlords play loud heavy music with goofy fun lyrics that everyone can enjoy, except those looking for some peace and quiet.

Lyrics from their song I Like Dirt!

I Like dirt and dirt likes me
I Like the mud stuck in my teeth
All in my fingers between my toes
I even like it up my nose
I Like dirt! (4 times)

Poorly produced based on their samples. I’ll just let my kids discover the variety of music in my collection.

Nothing Is True

Things That Used to Be True:

When I was a kid, I learned that you shouldn’t go swimming for two hours after you eat. I missed out on a lot of good swimming because of that. There are many things that used to be “true? that aren’t any more.
Drinking water is still good, but you don’t need to drink eight glasses of water every day. That number was pulled out of someone’s ass. Vitamin E isn’t all it was cracked up to be. You don’t have to eat meat to be healthy. And people can not bend spoons with their minds.

The comments to the post are amusing. I couldn’t think of anything to add.