Time to face my past, goddamn it:
- I once owned a Shaun Cassidy record. (Da Do Run Run Run, Da Do Run Run. May that jingle haunt you for days.)
- I used to dance to disco, even winning awards for my grovin’ moves.
- The first record I remember buying was a 45 single: Lipps Inc’s Funky Town. I was 10 or 11 fer Christ’s sake! Soon after I bought Pink Floyd’s The Wall, so I wasn’t a total loser.
- I broke my brother’s toy elastic airplane, which he’s never forgiven me for.
That’s it for now.
What childhood horrors are you now embarrassed about?