Caitlyn and I inspected the garden today, after the damn snow melted. We put a small metal fence around the garden’s perimeter and picked a few weeds. We then had a barbecue, cooking a hot-dog for Caitlyn, vegetarian and portobello mushroom hamburgers, and eating it with home-made macaroni salad. Caitlyn ate 90% of a hamburger, a hot-dog, green pepper slices, and the salad. She ate more than me fer Christ’s sake.


  1. Fuck that! Did you notice how skinny Pender is! Don’t believe anything he has to say about getting fat; I’ve got the best diet on the market if you want to get fat.

  2. I do believe *I* have cornered the market on getting fat. i’d like to see any of YOU gain 100 lbs in under 2 years!

  3. I’ll make you so fat so that your belly envelopes us all! You’re already halfway there so it’s not that much of a stretch.

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