How About If I’m Mister Purple?

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Holmes Sweet Holmes Productions presents an amalgam of Star Wars ep. III Revenge of the Sith and Reservoir Dogs with hilarious results.

A 2 minute and 33 second clip from Star Wars III overdubbed with classic dialogue from Reservoir Dogs. Not laugh-out-loud funny, but amusing.

8 Replies to “How About If I’m Mister Purple?”

  1. I know, I know!

    Resevoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are two movies I somehow missed. At least for Pulp Fiction I have seen bits and pieces of it. I think I might purchase the two.

  2. Tommyboy, here’s your answer:

    MR. PINK
    Why am I Mr. Pink?

    Cause you’re a faggot.

    Everybody laughs.

    MR. PINK
    Why can’t we pick out our own

    I tried that once, it don’t work.
    You get four guys fighting over
    who’s gonna be Mr. Black. Since
    nobody knows anybody else, nobody
    wants to back down. So forget it,
    I pick. Be thankful you’re not
    Mr. Yellow.

    Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That’s too
    close to Mr. Shit.

    Everybody laughs.

    MR. PINK
    Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
    Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
    Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
    me, I’m Mr. Purple.

    You’re not Mr. Purple, somebody
    from another job’s Mr. Purple.
    You’re Mr. Pink.

    Who cares what your name is? Who
    cares if you’re Mr. Pink, Mr.
    Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss…

    MR. PINK
    Oh that’s really easy for you to
    say, you’re Mr. White. You gotta
    cool-sounding name. So tell me,
    Mr. White, if you think “Mr. Pink”
    is no big deal, you wanna trade?

    Nobody’s trading with anybody!
    Look, this ain’t a goddamn fuckin
    city counsel meeting! Listen up
    Mr. Pink. We got two ways here,
    my way or the highway. And you
    can go down either of ’em. So
    what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

    MR. PINK
    Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget
    it. This is beneath me. I’m Mr.
    Pink, let’s move on.

  3. You haven’t seen Pulp Fiction either?!!

    No! Michelle give me shit over that one too. It’s not I don’t want to see it, I just missed it somehow. I probably took a date to see a chick flick or some forgetable movie when Pulp Fiction came out. So, I never went to see it.

  4. in another life i had two high school students do this in class…the attempt was mediocre so i told them to try next time i was in…three weeks later i am back at this school having forgotten about it and these guys were so excited…anyway they nailed it just as you have written…it was kinda a neat “educational” moment…never had a problem with that “promblem” class….

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