26 Stages Of Death. The first four (plus one):

1} The heart stops
2} The skin gets tight and grey in color
3} All the muscles relax
4} The bladder and bowels empty
. . . .4a – Men will get an erection. No, I don’t know when, exactly. I really didn’t feel like calling up the local mortuary and asking this. And there’s people on my mailing list I could have asked, I bet, but it’s kind of weird popping up and asking that. No pun intended. I’m not sure my parents know what erections are, so I can’t ask them. I did read that this was one of the reasons hangings were so well attended by women, back in the old.days. Big Laffs, seeing the Hung, hung.

3 comments

  1. For some reason the last week or so I’ve been wondering if I’d want to be cremated or buried. After reading that, DEFINATELY cremated.

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