How to Behave In An English Pub

If I ever go to England I plan on studying HOWTO: Drink like an Englishman, in an English pub:

when being served, your order should end with the word please. Once your change has been returned, a thankyou is required. Don’t embarrass the barstaff by leaving your change; if you want to tip then offer to get the bar[wo]man a drink.
Remember, gentlemen drink pints… Ordering anything other than a pint as your first few drinks will have you labelled as a big girly poof with limp wrists.

6 Replies to “How to Behave In An English Pub”

  1. The next time I insult someone I plan to say that they are a big girly poof with limp wrists. I will test this on a big girly poof with limp wrists first, so I don’t look stupid as if I didn’t know one when I saw one.

  2. I’d like to see a small manly poof, too many big girly poofs running around. Why limp wrists? Apparently popeye forarm strength is highly praised in Englishland.

  3. I don’t know, but apparently he’s their national symbol. I bet the greatest honor is to grow up on a spinach farm and growing the most many wrists in the universe.

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