I know I’m not the hottest guy on Earth, but I believe that I have the perfect chest for your message. So, if you PayPal me $20.00, I’ll paint your note on my pecs with a black, purple, brown, green, red, or blue marker. You get to keep the 640×480 JPEG and use it as you see fit (or unfit, as my chest would be).
This is the guy behind Lockergnome.
I think I’m going to be sick.