As I leave the pool after my 20 minute swim today, in a stupor from exhaustion, I walk into the ladies change room. This looks different, I think as I stop and scrutinize the open showers and towel racks. There’s pink everywhere. Pause. Fuck. So I nonchalantly turn around, go back to the pool, and look for the men’s changing room. THEN I noticed the gender signs; however, the signs aren’t right beside the doors; they’re around a corner, NEAR the door, but not beside it.
And no, I didn’t see any nakedness. I’d probably be in jail if I did.