Dear Steel White Table,
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely screwed my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have had shock therapy to try to forget your existence because you have manipulated one too many times. I have sometimes looked the other way which makes me almost as dumb as you. This time you have alienated everyone. I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are sucking the life out of me. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the caffiene. You must be narcissistic. You are a MONSTER. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.
Piss off you waste of space,
Your loving friend, Jody
PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to find a new therapist.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)