The WebSmurfer will translate any web page you wish into Smurf jargon. It will also translate links, so every subsequent page will also get translated. Surprise your friends! Be the envy of other major governments!
Steel White Table‘s translation is funny (click the link for entire transformation):
A smurf with my smurfy interests that will bore most everyone except for smurfs who the smurf know me. Smurfilicious! Maybe (i.e. Smurfilicious! may bore them too).