The Sneeze is having an essay contest, giving away a wireless router as the prize:
Two weeks ago I decided to give away my former wireless router in an old-fashioned essay contest. I got a ton of great entries, and had a very hard time narrowing down the pile.
The 5 finalists wrote short, amusing entries. Here’s my favorite:
I need this wireless router for charity. My wife works at a church. It’s a historic landmark, so running cable is not so easy. Of course, this is the 21st century, and even churches do a lot of business by e-mail. It would also be great to network the computers so the ministers, administrator, and volunteers are all working on the same set of documents and databases. And if everyone could print to one printer, that would save a lot of money that could be better spent on ministry. (Actually, I’m pretty sure she just wants to look at porn.)