Do you ever go a whole day without swearing?

I’ve thought about it, and my answer is: Probably not. Even when I’m not cursing at something, eventually I drop an f-bomb somewhere within those 24 hours. So yeah, my answer is, “Probably not.”

About Phillip

Phillip Cairns is a beekeeper in St. John's, Newfoundland, who writes about beekeeping at mudsongs.org.

3 Replies to “Swearing”

  1. shit! god damn, son of a bitch! tabernac!, jody beat me to the answer….

    I did tone it down since this is a family site…but I think perhaps a contest for the most offensive profanities would be interesting and educational

    hey swt boys I need some addresses for the poopcorn to send out…then reviews will be given and I will be inundated with international requests and I will become rich beyond my dreams…I rarely remember my dreams so on days that I find spare change the above mentioned is often accomplished…

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